Part I

"It Wasn't Me"

This poor chap (more commonly referred to as the Russian Chinchilla - a domestic rabbit breed) seems to plead his case quite indignantly !!!
"Aye Guv'nor, ah tell 'ye...'ye hass peeked up da rong fella...'twas dat daft NewZealand White 'xt door hoo meshed yer floor wid dese droppins', Ah Not da one 'ye lookin' fer !"
Unfortunately, the prominent reflection of the cage-bars across his (innocent?) features effectively brand him guilty ........To Be Contd.