At the next door :
"Chomp, chomp....Look at my pure-white coat...think a NewZealand White can commit such a heinous crime? ...What? the black-tinged ears? 'tis your Indian Summer that has singed my lovely ears...now let me have my grub in peace...chomp,chomp!!!
Phew! So, who's the guilty party here? Your guess is as good as mine !
All said and done, i might have to drop "the Case of the scandalous Droppings" !!!